Teen hands out thousands of dollars after finding drug money
Friday, March 13th, 2009I thought this only happened in movies. I’ve often dreamt of finding a bag full of drug money on the side of the road. Although I think I may have chosen to spend the money a little differently ya gotta give this little gipper with a heart a gold some credit. He tried to do some good, it appears, or maybe he was just too naive to realize what he had. Or maybe the kid was just trying to make some friends.
I gotta say if I was 16 and found a bag filled with $18,000 the rest of the day probably would have involved the purchase of a jet ski, lots of beer (and I’m talking the good shit, no 30 packs of Red Dog today fellas!!), at least 50 feet of Quiznos subs for my friends and fam, a laser disk player, a stripper, some new whitewalls for my Caprice Classic, a trip to the mall with my best friends, a sword, a monkey, a Curtis Conway jersey, and a new video camera… And I sure as shit woulda picked up the 4 pounds of dope lying next to the cash. But to each his own, right?
And let this be a lesson to all the youngsters out there, it would behoove you to comb through the ditches of the seediest parts of your towns or neighboring villages, cause you never know when you might find your pot (no pun intended) of gold. And I wish someone would have told me this when I was a youngin’… but if you are ever high and you come across the gentleman in the picture below, do everything he says, he is the Dragon Master and he knows everything.
Editors note - Mr. Anseed in no way supports the combing through of seedy ditches in crappy parts of town or the listening to of the dragon master. It was just a joke. But he would like to make it known that he fervently supports Jet Skis, swords, monkeys, and The Caprice Classic.
Article via The Chicago Tribune -
MINNEAPOLIS — A Minnesota teen got to play high roller for a day after finding a plastic bag containing $18,000 in a highway ditch, and he gave away thousands of dollars to classmates on Tuesday before authorities got involved.
Dakota County officials are releasing few details about the source of the money, but they have a pretty compelling clue: When the student, a 16-year-old from Rosemount, Minn., led them back to the spot where he found the money, they discovered 4 pounds of marijuana and some scales.
“This is tied in to drugs, obviously,” said Sgt. Joe Leku of the Dakota County Drug Task Force. He would not disclose other details of the case, saying it could jeopardize the investigation.
Investigators learned that a student had been handing out $100 bills when a school bus company reported it to a school resource officer on Tuesday, said Chief Dakota County Deputy David Bellows. The boy had given out thousands of dollars before deputies started going back and collecting the money. They recovered almost all of it, Bellows said.
When the boy first told them he’d found the money in a ditch, investigators were skeptical.
“Having dealt with kids, you get a lot of stories,” Bellows said. “Finding it in the ditch is a great story, but it’s one that clearly seems to be taken off the top of their head.”
But when they checked out the ditch, near Pilot Knob Road and 195th Street in Farmington, Minn., they found the drugs. Bellows said the Sheriff’s Office believes somebody threw the drugs and money out of a car window because they thought they were being tailed by police.
The boy apparently found the money while walking on a bike path on the way to school, Bellows said.
“Police everywhere, take note that even the most far-fetched excuses sometimes become true,” Bellows said.
The boy attends the Alliance Education Center, a Rosemount special education school that’s part of Intermediate School District 197, which provides special education and vocational training to students in eight south-metro districts.
![]()













